The Parliamentary Game

Meanwhile the workers wonder what’s going on. This is how Parliament really works : you sign my bit of paper for this motion, and I’ll sign yours for the next, and we’ll agree to differ on the one following. But I can’t do this kind of things. I say: “This is what I think, and I don’t care if you think it or not”. Which is neither good tactics nor good sense in the structure … Continue reading

Letter from the Schoolmaster

(Humor is the key answer) One day an English Lady was looking for a room in Switzerland. She asked the local schoolmaster if he could recommend anything she might like. She finally decided on a quaint little apartment and returned to the Hotel at which she had been staying. When she got back she suddenly remembered she had not seen a Water Closet (commonly known in America as a bathroom). She immediately wrote back to … Continue reading

Media Multilingual Quotations

In certain televisions there are numerous questionable characters, chosen from a small number of morons, but seen and heard by a few million people, including of course many fools. Now you understand well the thing is tragically serious and quite dangerous, and it means in fact that stupidity grows exponentially. Carl William Brown In certe trasmissioni televisive compaiono numerosi personaggi discutibili, scelti da uno sparuto numero di deficienti, ma visti ed ascoltati da qualche milione … Continue reading

Best Divorce Letter Ever!

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked … Continue reading